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		<title>Work vs Vacation</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 20:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jamie Barrows</dc:creator>
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The problem some of us have when it comes to leaving work at the office.
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<p>The problem some of us have when it comes to leaving work at the office.</p>
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		<title>Thinking Critically</title>
		<link>http://www.theonlinerant.com/2009/05/19/thinking-critically/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 20:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jamie Barrows</dc:creator>
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Read this quote today and just had to repost it.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
  &#8211; Terry Pratchett
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<p>Read this quote today and just had to repost it.</p>
<blockquote><p>The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.<br />
  &#8211; <em>Terry Pratchett</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Me Before Coffee in the morning</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 15:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jamie Barrows</dc:creator>
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		<title>Finding things Out</title>
		<link>http://www.theonlinerant.com/2009/03/10/finding-things-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jamie Barrows</dc:creator>
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&#8220;I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.&#8221;
Franklin P. Adams
Read the above quote the other day and thought it was particularly true in the Internet Age. How often do you go online to find a bit of info, only [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>&#8220;<strong>I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.</strong>&#8221;<br />
<em>Franklin P. Adams</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Read the above quote the other day and thought it was particularly true in the Internet Age. How often do you go online to find a bit of info, only to learn 10 different things that you weren&#8217;t even looking for?</p>
<p>I know it works that way for me.</p>
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		<title>Sermon Critiques</title>
		<link>http://www.theonlinerant.com/2009/01/27/sermon-critiques/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:35:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jamie Barrows</dc:creator>
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I read a rather interesting article on the blog, Stuff Christians Like. It was kind of tongue in cheek, but also serious at the the same time.
How often are we just listening to a sermon so that we can find ways to critique it? So that we can find &#8220;Spiritual&#8221; things to say about [...]]]></description>
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<p>I read a rather interesting article on the blog, <a href="http://stufffchristianslike.blogspot.com">Stuff Christians Like.</a> It was kind of tongue in cheek, but also serious at the the same time.</p>
<p>How often are we just listening to a sermon so that we can find ways to critique it? So that we can find &#8220;Spiritual&#8221; things to say about the sermon to our friends later?</p>
<p>The article listed a bunch of common phrases people use to criticize a sermon, along with a rather sarcastic definition of what the phrase means.</p>
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<li>I&#8217;m just not being fed.<br />
<em>What a fantastic way to look as if you&#8217;re more spiritual than the pastor himself.  </em> </li>
<li>That message was not meant for me.<br />
<em>You are so generous to have sat there patiently while someone else that needed that sermon was able to receive it. What kindness.</em></li>
<li>That didn&#8217;t feel like church.<br />
<em>What a perfect smokescreen of vagueness. How can anyone argue with your feeling? What does that even mean? More organ? Less organ? Better lasers? No lasers? </em></li>
<li>There wasn&#8217;t enough Bible in that for me. That felt like a business leadership book.<br />
<em>What&#8217;s enough? No one knows, which is why this is such a gem. </em></li>
<li>I&#8217;m not sure that sermon works in a postmodern world.<br />
<em>I&#8217;m not even sure I know what the word &#8220;postmodern&#8221; means, but it&#8217;s fun to say. Few things make you look smarter than repeating this word. Repeatedly.</em></li>
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<p><em><a href="http://stufffchristianslike.blogspot.com/2009/01/479-critiquing-sermon-at-lunch.html">From the article: Critiquing the sermon at lunch.<br />
</a></em>by Prodigal John</p></blockquote>
<p>The truth is that I&#8217;ve heard almost all of these phrases before, and sadly I think I may have even used one or two. Which made me think about how often I&#8217;ve criticized a sermon for no real reason other than that it made me sound more knowledgeable or more spiritual.</p>
<p>There is always a need for examining what is said and studying it for yourself. And you should never just assume that because the pastor said it, it has to be true. But if you are just critiquing and criticizing so that you can avoid having to deal with your own issues, or so that you can appear more spiritual than others, you need to get a handle on why you are in church in the first place.</p>
<p>We don&#8217;t go to church to look good, or to make ourselves feel good. We go to church to worship God and to learn about Him what He would have us do.</p>
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		<title>No Internet!</title>
		<link>http://www.theonlinerant.com/2009/01/20/no-internet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 14:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jamie Barrows</dc:creator>
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		<title>Christmas cards</title>
		<link>http://www.theonlinerant.com/2008/12/12/christmas-cards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jamie Barrows</dc:creator>
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Since I don&#8217;t do the whole Christmas letter/card thing (I actually don&#8217;t do any dead tree mail. lol), I thought the comic above was quite appropriate. So consider this my Christmas card to you all.
Merry Christmas
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<p>Since I don&#8217;t do the whole Christmas letter/card thing (I actually don&#8217;t do any dead tree mail. lol), I thought the comic above was quite appropriate. So consider this my Christmas card to you all.</p>
<p>Merry Christmas</p>
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		<title>How Banks Make Money</title>
		<link>http://www.theonlinerant.com/2008/12/11/how-banks-make-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 18:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jamie Barrows</dc:creator>
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&#160;
Just read a very funny (and informative,&#160; if I&#8217;m remembering my economics classes correctly) post on the banking industry. 
It made me laugh, so I thought I would post it here. Click the link to read it for yourself. How to make Money
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<p>&#160;</p>
<p>Just read a very funny (and informative,&#160; if I&#8217;m remembering my economics classes correctly) post on the banking industry. </p>
<p>It made me laugh, so I thought I would post it here. Click the link to read it for yourself. <a href="http://blog.dreamhost.com/2008/10/22/how-to-make-money/">How to make Money</a></p>
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		<title>New form of exchange</title>
		<link>http://www.theonlinerant.com/2008/12/03/new-form-of-exchange/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jamie Barrows</dc:creator>
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Funny, because I have one of those huge collections of funny pics.
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<p>Funny, because I have one of those huge collections of funny pics.</p>
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		<title>How Internet Rumors Get Started</title>
		<link>http://www.theonlinerant.com/2008/11/25/how-internet-rumors-get-started/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jamie Barrows</dc:creator>
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Another good one from XKCD
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<p>Another good one from <a href="http://xkcd.com/509/">XKCD</a></p>
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